Just wanted to introduce the family and myself, that way as you are reading and watching you know who is making what mess.
I guess I’ll start with the youngest, which is oddly the easiest child…so far. This is Dominic, named after the famous Dominic Torretto from the Fast and Furious films that my fiance is obsessed with. I’m cool with it, I got to name two kids and he got to name two kids. Anyways he is 10 months old, constantly entertained by his three older sisters, hates actual baby food and likes to scream for fun.
As you can probably tell by the picture above, Maya is 2 years old and is the main mess maker. I was three feet away on the toilet and couldn’t see this mess she was making because the shower curtain was in the way. I heard wet, slapping sounds, peeked around and this is what I saw. She love to make messes, hates meals that I cook and likes to ask for snacks right after, she is the epitome of “Terrible Two’s”, loves music and to dance and doesn’t go to bed until 2:00AM.
Adrienne is four and is our bottomless pit. She eats dinner, unlike Maya, but still has a snack or two after. She has beautiful curly hair like her daddy, if he would just let his hair grow out. You never know what she is for the day, she could be a mermaid, a dinosaur or a fish and she just slithers on the floor all day. We just go with the flow with her. She is quite stubborn, which I hope comes in handy when she’s an adult.
Ariel is the DIVA of all the girls. Don’t get me wrong, she’s outdoorsy and likes to get dirty, but I know she prefers to do makeup, pedicures and get dressed up everyday. Obsessed with unicorns and 100% believes they are real and tells me I’m wrong if I tell her they aren’t. She likes to try to make deals when I ask her to do something, usually asks for a toy if I ask her to do something as simple as bringing me a pacifier. Likes to talk back and and be in charge of sisters when I’m busy.
FILF(MILF, but with an F, you get it). Best dad ever, could do a little better on the fiance part, just kidding. He was born to be a father of girls, he lets them do his makeup and hair, he does pedicures and manicures with us and anything else they want to do. He’s a gamer, but not the kind that lives in their game room. Thinks we should start stocking up on pads now considering we have three girls.
I’m pretty average, try to be funny and nonjudgmental. Mom of four just trying to get by until they can open their own snacks and wipe their own asses.
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